What’s Fer Dinner?

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…..

+ Tourist: $8.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $12.50

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”

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