A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…..
+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”